Jeanette Winterson keeping quiet about cat ravioli

WRITER Jeanette Winterson secretly enjoyed a delicious cat-based lunch, it has emerged.

The novelist has already provoked outrage among self-styled ‘animal lovers’ after posting pictures of herself cooking a rabbit that strayed into her garden.

Neighbour Tom Logan said: “I hadn’t seen my cat for a few days, and I was vaguely aware that it had been shitting in her garden.

“Peering into Jeanette Winterson’s kitchen window, I saw a tabby pelt in the bin and a few dozen neat little pasta parcels on the table. I didn’t say anything because I was too scared.

“To be fair the results looked quite appetising. But I certainly won’t be buying any more of her books.”