JORDAN is sad now because she got married to a man but he is a bad man.
Jordan is in the paper and on telly too sometimes but not so much these days. She has big boobs and a big house, like what you want.
She said: “I am sad, the man is bad and he did a thing that made me feel upset inside.
“I want to go in my house and cry. He is a dirty dirty man.
“I want a man to be nice to me, then I will not be sad. I will be happy.”
The reason Jordan is sad is that the man put it in a woman, like when a man and woman make a baby but not like that because they do not love each other.
The man said: “I am a bad man. I liked doing the thing with the lady when I did it, but now I think it was not a good idea.”
Jordan wrote on the Twitter: “All of the men just think about putting it in many women. Why is this?
“I like horses.”
38-year-old Heat read Mary Fisher said: “The man is bad. I want Jordan to go on a horse with Peter Andre.
“The horse has wings and they will fly up in the sky forever.”