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Lee Meriwether as Catwoman: Weird formative crushes your partner fails to live up to

WE all had odd childhood crushes, and it’s likely they’re lodged in your psyche forever. Here are some of the slightly obscure hotties your current partner cannot hope to live up to.

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Why all the lyrics about being in love with her fiance on Taylor Swift's new album are proof she's categorically gay

CLOSETED superstar Taylor Swift is double-bluffing again with an album of songs ostensibly about macho man Travis Kelce. But the lyrics reveal what we’ve known for years – that she’s a lesbian.

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