CHERYL Tweedy fans want her to date Michael B Jordan after they flirted in a viral clip, because we own them, they are ours and they should shag if we want it. Especially these:
Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves
They both had crushes on each other while filming Speed in 1993, so what’s the problem? Yes, Keanu is in a long-term relationship, but they owe their careers to the fans so the fans can control their lives. Once Sandra and Keanu decide to finally show some gratitude they can have the wedding on a bus.
Michael B Jordan and Cheryl Tweedy
Meeting briefly on The Graham Norton Show years ago and Cheryl finding attractive actor Michael attractive is definitely a solid basis for a relationship. They have nothing in common, but that will just prolong the lovely ‘finding out about each other’ phase of their relationship. Imagine Michael’s excitement when he has his first Newcastle munchie box.
David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
The fact that these two aren’t together is an insult to Friends fans. Obviously they’re not really Ross and Rachel, but they could be if they just remember to keep telling jokes while they’re talking to each other. And a sex tape of them with Jennifer in her Leia bikini would be a great bonus feature for the next Friends anniversary special.
Harry Styles and Taylor Swift
A romance some fans wish could be rekindled. They’re both pop stars and they’ve had sex before, so getting back together should be easy, ironically. People will forget about Travis in no time. Is it odd to still be thinking about a brief celebrity fling from 2012? Not if you’re an obsessive fan who can say ‘Haylor’ without feeling like a twat.
Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya
Audiences were gripped by them finding love on the desert planet Arrakis, so they should do it in real-life. Is this blurring fact and fiction in a way that’s actually a bit deranged? No. MJ’s partner Spider-Man needs to do the right thing and let her be with Muad’Dib.
Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield
Fans felt this duo should be going out after their incredible chemistry in We Live in Time. The fact that they’ve shown absolutely no interest in a relationship is irrelevant. They should force themselves to love each other and go public immediately. Then he should immediately start an affair with the fans’ other favourite, Amelia Dimoldenberg.
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio
Jack and Rose together in real life would make diehard Titanic fans explode with joy. Yes, their lives have moved on a touch since 1997, but with a few life changes Kate and Leo could start dating, if they can overcome the notorious relationship obstacle of being the same age.
