THE Queen is absolutely brilliant in every way and has never done anything wrong, apart from the minor issue of raising her children.
The British public and media agree we are lucky to be blessed with such a flawless monarch who has f**ked up her four children in such varied ways.
Tom Logan of Hereford said: “Edward has the best record of all of them. Imagine how bad you’d have to be as a parent when that drip is the best of the batch.
“Princess Anne I like and she works tirelessly for her charities, but she was at it with a sailor while still married. 50 years ago that would have been her exiled.
“Andrew? A spoilt playboy allowed to do whatever he wants his whole life, then when he gets in trouble his mum bails him out. Put that story on a council estate and the Express wouldn’t be on side.
“Charles? I think forcing him into marriage with a woman he didn’t love or have anything in common with wasn’t fantastic parenting, and subsequently saying ‘you shouldn’t have married the bitch’ wasn’t constructive.
“Also still not letting him do the only job he’s allowed to do when he’s 73? That’s kind of the plot of Succession. Is it any wonder he’s turned to crime?”
The Queen retorted: “Yeah? Well how about you keep your f**king nose out of my business, you prick? Anything what my kids have done isn’t their fault. They’re just misunderstood.”