THE brain transplant between the King and the Princess of Wales has been a resounding success, doctors have confirmed.
His Royal Highness and Kate have safely returned to their respective homes after undergoing a lengthy brain-swap operation which will allow the King’s ageing mind to reign for half a century in a new host.
Surgeon Martin Bishop said: “You think them both returning home on the same day is a neat coincidence? Cute.
“Look closely and you’ll see Charles’s body mincing along as if he should be wearing heels or staring at his reflection in horror when he walks past windows. But he wasn’t prepared to settle for a couple of decrepit decades in power after a lifetime waiting.
“Meanwhile Kate, in his aged body, will be staggering arm-in-arm with Camilla, trying to enjoy the benefits of power while she has it. Stripping Harry and Meghan of titles and their daughter’s name, executing old school rivals for sedition, etcetera. Having fun with it.
“We’re not making a big secret of it because the public will embrace it. Basically we now have a King in the body of a princess, which means we sort of have a Queen again, like when we were all happy.
“And when she goes, we get our old familiar Charlie but younger and prettier. It’s great for everyone. Except William. It doesn’t really work out that well for William.”