Viewing naked celebrity pictures ‘same as watching the news’

MEN have convinced themselves that looking at naked celebrity pictures is a legitimate part of keeping up with current affairs.

31-year-old office worker Normal Steele said: “It’s important to keep up with what’s going on in the world, whether that’s unrest in the Balkans or a major online leak of photos showing Jennifer Lawrence in the nod.

“The ramifications for internet privacy are considerable and there are also issues surrounding the sexual objectification of some of my favourite Hollywood actresses.

“It’s covered in The Guardian so I think it’s perfectly legitimate to google ’naked celebrities’ and ‘Spiderman’s girlfriend’s arse’ as soon as the wife’s in bed.

“I like to stay informed, that’s all.”