WANT to stand out from the online mob of Meghan haters? Here’s how to leave a comment that makes even the most deranged uneasy:
Abandon all perspective
There’s a pandemic going on, you haven’t seen your parents since November and you might lose your job due to bloody Brexit, so definitely prioritise your hatred for a woman you don’t know and never will. Use the last of your monthly data posting venomous shite like ‘Family-wrecking b-i-t-c-h Diana wuold be weeping in here grave!!!’
Call for her trial and execution
Treason is a crime, Meghan has committed treason, we have laws in this country. The logic is undeniable. And, as older Britons think the Army is the solution to every problem from negotiating with the EU to bored youths gathering under lampposts, your argument that they can find time for a quick televised show trial will go viral in minutes.
Assume intimate knowledge of her motivations
As some random bellend posting bollocks all day, it’s easy for you to watch four to five minutes of interview footage and understand instantly exactly why Meghan has made the decisions she’s made. Why is why you’re posting ‘How long before harry murdurs Wills so this cow can be are Queen?’ at 9.06pm.
Do not expect the entirely expectable
Meghan is an LA luvvie who’s into feelings and whatnot, while Harry is a spare heir. Talking to Oprah and doing charity work is precisely what you’d expect them to do. Disingenuously suggest they ‘could learn a proper trade, like plumbing’ or that Harry could fall back on his experience and become a hired killer.
Angrily and implausibly deny your racism
Racist? What? How could anyone even think that? Shocked, defend yourself by passionately arguing that race is nothing to do with it and you hate Meghan for pure, untainted reasons, just like you used to hate Diana.
Just be utterly, utterly bonkers
Is Harry suffering from the inherited madness of King George III? Is Meghan a loyal sex puppet of Jeffrey Epstein, who is not really dead? Are they promoting a woke agenda to undermine Trump? Insane questions like this will help your anti-Meghan comment stand out. Though not by much.