Celebrity

THE band U2 have been securely contained in a high-technology sphere in the desert, scientists have confirmed.

THE warm and good-hearted people of these islands like to see our celebrities suffer for the crime of being famous, but don't feel they deserved these relationships.

DO you dream of going out with washed-up pub bore Laurence Fox? As you’d expect, he’s got very high standards, so here’s how to maximise your attractiveness to him.

A HOLLYWOOD actor was thrilled to learn she is also a talented novelist and has a book published, she has confirmed.

FOR every child actor that ruins a film, there’s another who gave you feelings in your own childhood and it’s all a bit awkward now.

MUCH-LOVED cookery writer Nigel Slater has confessed that his passion for toast goes beyond the kitchen and into the bedroom.

RIGHT now they have the public and media’s blessing, but in between a few months and a few years we’ll be horrified at what we condoned.

THE enemies of Russell Brand have met in tunnels below Denver airport to celebrate the demonetisation of his YouTube channel.

THE investigative team that exposed Russell Brand as a sexual abuser have discovered he was also a heroin addict, after continuing to read his autobiography.

A TEENAGER has decided she has no choice but to spend the next 48 hours policing the microscopic behavioural lapses of celebrities to stop them getting away with it.