Celebrity

TOM Cruise is just good friends with former squeeze Hayley Atwell, four weeks before their new film comes out. So should you shag Hollywood’s most questionable bachelor?

THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex have tried to save their $20 million Spotify deal with an album of yearning power ballads.

EVERY Sunday supplement features celebrities from the 1970s advertising old person products like stairlifts and mobility scooters. But who will take their place in years to come?

SOMETIMES a film is so bad you weirdly hold it against the actors. These top Hollywood stars have missed out on sex with you due to their poor choice of scripts.

BILL Murray dating Kelis would have shocked you years ago, but now everything is so bonkers it barely registers. Even these celebrity couples would fail to astonish you.

PRINCE Harry’s day in court was depressingly light on rumours of pegging surrounding his immediate family, it has emerged.

TAYLOR Swift is coming to the UK and single after a bad split with him from The 1975. All’s fair in love and war, so here’s how to worm your way into Ms Swift’s affections while she’s here:

IF Holly Willoughby is issuing heartfelt apologies for stuff she apparently knew nothing about, perhaps she should say sorry for these too.

PRINCE Harry has been strongly condemned for the actions he is taking in this court case which is about whatever it is about.

HOLLY Willoughby is to open This Morning by announcing she is to ITV daytime like unto a God, and there is but one God and there were never two.