BOAR are good for absolutely nothing, according to councillors in the Forest of Dean.
Debating a possible wild boar cull in the forest, local councillor Roy Hobbs said: “Boar, huh, yeah. What are they good for?”
He added that boar were “friend only to the undertaker” and “nothing but a heartbreaker”.
Hobbs continued: “I’ll say it again – boar, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing, good god y’all.
“The point of boar just blows my mind. Boar’s an enemy to all mankind.
“Especially if you accidentally get between them and their offspring.”