THE Welsh are turmoil after being beaten at rugby by a country that is indifferent to the sport.
The rugby-obsessed nation suffered defeat by an England team that only does it for a bit of fun.
Welshman Gwyn Morgan said: “Rugby is our main ‘thing’ and the very backbone of our national identity. It’s pretty much all we have apart from singing in choirs.
“To be beaten by a country where rugby is only watched by retired doctors is really quite upsetting.”
A spokesman for the RFU, which is apparently the governing body for ‘English rugby’, said: “It felt good to see the boys score a try. It is a ‘try’, isn’t it?
“I could actually get into this slightly weird version of football.”