Sexy young female crab enjoys heatwave beach frolics

A CURVACEOUS lady crab has been photographed soaking up the sun on Brighton beach.

As Britain basks in glorious sunshine, 18-year-old crab Mary Fisher has been frolicking in rock pools with her equally attractive crab friends.

Fisher, who displays an impressive pair of claws, said: “I love the feeling of the hot sun on my armoured exoskeleton.

“It makes me very frisky.”

Fisher plans to spend the weekend eating algae or plankton, and perhaps burrowing into the cooling sand if the temperature gets too oppressive.

She added: “I would love an ice cream but that will only happen if somebody drops one, because being a crab I don’t have any money to buy anything.”