A RISK-TAKING adventurer is making a cheese-and-pickle sandwich without using a chopping board.
Emma Bradford spotted husband Tim fearlessly spreading butter and slicing cheese directly on the kitchen surface, as if it were for all the world normal, at lunchtime today.
She said: “I only came in for a drink when I saw the horror unfold before my eyes.
“He put the bread down without even flinching and began buttering it without a care in the world. Then shit stepped up a gear when he began slicing a tomato.
“I couldn’t watch. I don’t know whether he’s an adrenalin junkie or just doesn’t care whether he lives or dies, but he didn’t give the chopping board a second glance.
“Then he sat down and ate the sandwich as if it was nothing. Nerves of steel and blood of ice. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes I wouldn’t believe it.”
Tim said: “That’s nothing. This houmous is three days past its sell-by date.”
