A CLEARLY psychotic family are having a full table-service meal before boarding their flight.
Despite showing no obvious signs of madness beforehand, Joseph Turner, his wife and their two children have eschewed a takeaway Pret in favour of a multi-course lunch at Pizza Express, on proper plates with cutlery.
Joseph explained: “We’re just off on a family holiday. Took ages to wrangle the kids through security, so now it’s time to relax because the flight doesn’t leave for 45 minutes.
“We’ve sent the waitress away because we’re still not sure about our order, but no stress, they’ll be able to prepare and serve it and take payment in plenty of time.
“Not sure where our gate is but we’ll have a look once I’ve had my dough balls.”
Wife Kelly said: “Mm, pizza would be nice, but is it too obvious? Maybe a pasta dish? Wait, do I still have that discount app on my phone? I can always download it.
“And I suppose the kids will want desserts. Well, we are on our holidays.”
Waiter Stephen Malley said: “We get these. I time it so I ask them very loudly if there’s anything else I can bring them and drown out the last call for their flight.”
