If you don't want to eat chlorinated chicken, you could always just read the f**king label, say experts

PEOPLE worried about eating chlorinated chicken have been advised to read the label on any chickens that they buy.

Experts said that a free trade agreement with the US may lead to chlorine-washed chicken in UK supermarkets but the agreement would not mean you will be force fed the chickens by the police.

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Lots of frozen chlorinated chickens will come over from America in a big ship. A big lorry will then take the frozen chickens to a big supermarket.

“This is where you come in.”

He added: “When you pick up the chicken have a look at the label. If it says ‘made in America’ you can react in two ways. You could say ‘oh lovely, chlorinated chicken’ or you could say ‘I don’t want to eat chlorinated chicken’.

“Then you either buy the chicken or spend the money on chocolate, which is what you really want to do anyway.”

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Trump to show Boris at Crufts

DONALD Trump is to show his prize British politician at next year’s Crufts.

The US president said he was happy with the animal’s progress and the time was right to display him at the world’s biggest dog show.

Trump said: “Boris is coming along nicely. He’s the perfect shape for his breed and he reacts quickly to my commands.

“He’s not the quickest on his feet, but neither am I so I think we’ll make a great team. I’m sure we’re going to win. Unless the judges are working for the Chinese.”

Boris Johnson, whose ‘kennel name’ is Darius Guppy de Whiff-Whaff, panted excitedly at the news before humping a footstool.