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Men only fancy skinny women who love food, they confirm

ONLY women who eat junk food without compunction while remaining thin are viable sexual partners, men have outlined. 

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From martial law to filling a nappy: Trump's possible responses to the midterms

TRUMP’S Republicans face disaster in today’s elections, and last time that happened he denied it, a lot, until friends stormed the Capitol. What will he do this time? 

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