A MOTHER hosting a playdate has affronted the community by serving children a meal other than pizza, leaving them ‘traumatised’.
Parents have described picking up their shaken offspring up in a dramatic 6pm rescue mission and rushing them home still hungry, muttering ‘not pizza… not garlic bread… not pizza’.
Carolyn Ryan said: “Homemade chilli and rice? What was she thinking?
“What if the children had allergies to anything but one margerita, one pepperoni, and some cherry tomatoes and cucumber slices purely for virtue-signalling? Which effectively they have?
“And then ice cream for afters. Not cherry strudel. You can’t present a fussy six-year-old with that and expect him to do anything but cry and piss himself.
“What if her children are fancy like she is? What if they demand a pasta dish and homemade brownies with creme fraiche? We’ll have to never ever invite them to a playdate again.”
Ryan’s daughter Poppy said: “I didn’t like the food. It wasn’t pizza.”
