Anti-vaccination family has built up natural immunity to facts

A FAMILY that refuses all vaccinations has a natural immunity to science and facts, it has emerged.

After being repeatedly exposed to the blindingly obvious yet rejecting it, Tom and Sarah Booker are now resistant to all reasoning.

Booker said: “After years of believing childhood vaccines contain evil ghosts, we have developed total protection against natural laws.

“Even gravity no longer affects us, we have to wear steel boots to stop us floating off into the sky.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of The Institute for Studies said: “By regularly rejecting common sense, the family have become immune to the threat of new knowledge.

“This is actually quite scientific. If anyone were to tell them this, however, it would cause a cognitive dissonance so strong they might die.”