THE England squad are single-mindedly focused on showering and getting home as soon as possible after tonight’s match against Scotland.
Rooney described his house as ‘massive and warm’
According to players the game against the Auld Enemy is vitally important to get out of the way so they can have a night in their own beds.
Manager Roy Hodgson said: Their dedication to getting through that ice bath and out the door is superhuman.
All theyre talking about, all theyre thinking about is one thing: that moment, at 10pm tonight, when they can stop pretending they care, clock out and fuck off.”
Captain Wayne Rooney said: Its going to be intense.
The new Assassins Creed came out last week, Ive got a copy at home, and if I can make it back before midnight I can get a decent session in.
Obviously our focus is getting to the end of the match with one, or at the most two, minutes of extra time added on. Any more is a disaster.
Scotland captain Scott Brown said: This is an absolutely massive match for us, because once its finished we have to go back to our horrible Scottish clubs.
Were playing for extra time and a 24-goal penalty shootout.