A WOMAN has awoken to discover her nap was a terrible, terrible mistake.
Eleanor Shaw had been feeling sleepy after an early start and hoped a quick kip would make her more productive, but instead it completely f**ked the rest of her day.
Shaw said: “I woke up to another world. The house was dark. It was silent. I had no idea how many hours I’d been asleep for, what day it was, or if the rest of the humanity had been abducted by aliens.
“I was freezing cold but covered in sweat, my mouth felt like something died in it and I had a banging headache. And, somehow, I was more tired. How is that even possible?”
Shaw went on to spend a further two hours pratting about on her phone before getting up from the sofa, by which time it was 10.45pm and time to go to bed.
She added: “Of course, I couldn’t get to sleep. So I’ll need another nap tomorrow. It’s an endless cycle of doom that I’ll never escape from.”