WOMEN are getting pregnant just so they can get high on ‘hippy crack’ from the NHS, it has emerged.
The mind-altering substance is being pushed on women in their third trimester by nurses, often foreign, and the women then find themselves so hooked they go back for second or even third children.
Joanna Kramer, from Wrexham, said: “I didn’t even know what was going on when the nurse lifted the tube to my mouth, urging me to inhale as deeply as possible.
“It wasn’t long before the effects hit me. I was out of my fucking nut but, even though I was in a serious medical condition, nobody stopped me having more.
“I’m pregnant again and this time I’m going to drag the labour out for as long as possible so I can do 48 hours on that sweet hippy crack.”
Senior midwife Jane Thomson, said: “I’ve also got this crazy shit that I inject directly into their spine. It’s totally mental and they bloody love it.”
Kramer added: “I can’t remember, but I think we called the baby ‘Chas’.”