Women confident menstruation will be fixed in evolution's next update

WOMEN are confident that the major design flaw of menstruation will be scrapped in evolution’s next big patch to humanity. 

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'We had one shared computer… in the LOUNGE': horror stories for today's teenagers

SCARE today’s always-online teens witless with these spooky stories about the days before smartphones, Netflix, and Deliveroo: 

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