Andre 3000 To Run For President Of Funkadonia

OUTKAST sex hurricane André ‘3000’ Benjamin has launched a bid to become President of the People’s Funkpublic of Funkadonia.

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Dear Holly,My boyfriend keeps going on and on about inviting another woman into our relationship. While in principle I don’t object, the woman he has singled out for this role is my mother. Is he right when he says I’m just being on old fuddy-duddy?Henrietta,Grimsby

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