ARGENTINIAN motoring show Marcha Mas has left outrage in its wake on a trip to the UK.‘The Capybara’ was seen harassing a bulldog
Presenters Javier Cacares, Jesus Martinez and Ramiro The Capybara Ramos have been accused of rudeness, wanton damage, and driving an Austin Allegro with the deliberately provocative registration HND 0F GD.
Cacares, wearing his characteristic denim jacket and pinstriped suit trousers, said: We find the English hilarious.
Your tiny cocks, your slow careful driving, your stupid stocky dogs that cannot clean their own backsides.
We have sped through your country, driving on the right as it should be done, high on the cocaine that is perfectly legal here.
Our audience will love seeing us struggle to get over rough, broken terrain like the M1, stopping for a barbecue during torrential rain as is your countrys risible custom.
Martinez, known as Capitan Lento to fans, also faces criticism for driving a bulldozer into a thatched cottage which he rejects because the only people hurt were unimportant foreigners.
The Marcha Mas crew will be followed by teams from the German, Botswanan, Pakistani and Cambodian Top Gears, each filming their own comical travelogue through Britain.