FLORIDAS dolphin-pimping businesses are enjoying a record-breaking summer.
The pimps, who hang around the waterfront offering tourists the deep meaningful experience of a lifetime, say they are just meeting a demand.
Dolphin ‘manager’ Tom Logan of Orlando said: You come on holiday, you like the sun, you like the beach, but still you are looking for something aquatic on the side.
We provide service for lots of British clients wanting, you know, some serenity.
Me and my boat get you up close to some real friendly bottlenoses, you know what Im saying. Real friendly.
Swimming with dolphins is an unique spiritual experience for humans and a shameful one for dolphins addicted to easy fish.
Mary Fisher of Croydon said: If youd seen the way they swam alongside the boat, beckoning with their powerful flukes, youd know the dolphins wanted it as much as I did.
They were so slick, so smooth, so sensual. So what if I paid for it?
Dolphin Stephen Malley said: I click, I squeal, I rub up against them with a grin all over my face.
Touching my blowhole is extra.