EU allows maniac to be extradited near your children

EUROPEAN judges have ruled that Abu Hamza is to be deported to the US – and you will pick up the bill.

In an extraordinary decision the Europe-based European Court of Human Rights decided that Abu Hamza can be sent to America, potentially maiming any children who live within 500 miles of Belmarsh prison.

While the majority of families will go without a holiday this year, the freeloading father of hate will be treated to a freebie all-access trip to see the workings of the US legal system that most British law students could only dream of.

Terror expert Tom Logan said: “Children will die, it’s as simple as that.”

Carlisle mother of three Nikki Hollis said “I was horrified when I heard this was happening just a train, tube, another train and bus ride away from where my kids go to school.

“What if he goes off while he’s being moved? What if some hate spills out of the prison van and makes an innocent passer-by go all jihadist?

“And what if the hate van explodes my children? Will I have to pick up the bill?”

Hollis added: “When I didn’t vote at the last election I thought I was failing to vote for a British government to make decisions I don’t really understand, not some bureaucrat without a face who lives in a ‘Belgium’.”

David Cameron has hailed the decision of a European court to have an Egyptian criminal extradited to America on offences committed in Yemen as a landmark victory for British justice.

Meanwhile, US authorities promised ‘rendition the living shit’ out of Hamza while Rick Santorum has withdrawn from the Republican presidential race so he can help.


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