International

GREETINGS like-minded English people. Are you an old, angry white man wanting to talk freely out of your arse without fear of contradiction from those too scared to answer you back? Then this is the column for you.

A TEENAGER who wants to wear non-uniform shoes to school is valiantly attempting to make an argument based on girls in Iran refusing to wear headscarves.

THE birthplace of fascism appears to have forgotten how that ended last time and have elected another far-right leader, it has emerged.

THE drone strike of al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri would have been more impressive if the Lionesses did it, Britain has agreed.

GOING on holiday’s become a right twat after Brexit. Nothing to do with us – it’s because jealous Euros have made up bollocks rules. Leave voter Martin Bishop explains.

TIME for a well-earned break from being the salt of the earth? Here’s how to be bigoted and furious somewhere hot full of foreign bastards.

ROE vs Wade has been overturned, so who has more rights in the US: a woman, or an AR-15 assault rifle?

THE UK has begun its new immigration policy of sending them back to where they do not come from and have never previously been.

THE home secretary has vowed that tomorrow’s Rwanda flight will go ahead even if it is just six mannequins and her, glowering furiously.

THE US is to ban abortion but, as a compromise, allow all two-year-olds to carry firearms.