TESLA drivers are considered to be wankers even by BMW drivers, they have confirmed.
Record Tesla sales mean motorists in luxury vehicles across the country are discovering that Tesla owners are by far the biggest knobs on the road.
Ryan Whittaker, who drives a BMW Z4, said: “Apparently their cars are so technologically advanced they don’t need to indicate. Presumably other drivers get an automated email when they change lane.
“Selfish arseholes act like they own the f**king road just because they overpaid 20 grand for the marque of their twatmobiles.”
Audi driver Tom Booker agreed: “At least half the cars that cut me up are Teslas. All that self-driving bollocks mean they’ve no idea how to drive. They’re always bursting into flames. Serve them right for not buying German.”
Cryptocurrency trader Martin Bishop, owner of a Tesla Model S, said: “I should have exclusive use of the outside lane on motorways. I’m too busy to be flashing lights behind old-fashioned polluting cars.
“Indicators? I think the car can handle that by itself, don’t you? For £115k I bloody hope so.”