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Five dead giveaway signs someone has just had a wank

IS your friend, colleague or spouse looking suspiciously as if they have briefly experienced bliss? Any of these signs could mean they have had a wank: 

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Yellow-stickered items only rationally priced items in supermarket

THE small shelf for stock which has been damaged or is going out of date is the only section where prices are as they should be, shoppers have confirmed. 

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