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Frisbee, picnic rug, disposable barbecue: Six land-grabbing methods used by bastards in the park

OFF to the park to enjoy the weather, only to discover people have claimed all the space because they’re more important than you? Here are their devious methods:

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It's over for Starmer, declares media without explaining how

THE media has stated that Keir Starmer’s time as prime minister is over, but without explaining exactly why or how that is to happen.

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