AN IRRITATING young person is mocking you by throwing some dumb shapes on TikTok, it has been confirmed.
14-year-old Lauren Hewitt has lampooned your many shortcomings by performing a moronic dance and sharing it on some twat social media site you are apparently an out-of-date loser for not already being on.
Hewitt said: “Old people over 25 are ignorant wastes of space who are destroying the planet, which I’ve captured perfectly by doing the Wanna See Me dance to a K-Pop song you haven’t even heard of.
“Yeah you just got owned, Boomer. With a minute-long dance in which I wave my elbows like a chicken then point a pretend gun at the camera, shared on a platform invented by China to steal my data. You mad?
“My dunk would undoubtedly be a bitter pill for older generations to swallow if they could just figure out how to watch it, and it’d definitely mean they gave us teens more respect. Because we’re living and they’re just existing.”
Over-the-hill crone Nikki Hollis, aged 31, said: “I’d like to think I was more sensible when I was Lauren’s age, but I just spent my time making memes about Chuck Norris for a message board called ‘roflcopters’.”