A MAN has successfully run the vacuum cleaner around his entire bedroom without moving a single item on the floor.
Stephen Malley spent just under two minutes completing the one household chore his partner finally nagged him into attempting, skillfully negotiating his way around furniture, clothes and other assorted clutter.
Malley said: “I’ve no idea how Emma spends anything up to 15 minutes hoovering the bedroom. I think she’s just slow, and a bit lazy.
“There was no point moving the pile of washing waiting to be done – there’s no way dirt or fluff could manage to get underneath it. The same goes for our slippers, bedside tables and bookcases.
“As for vacuuming underneath the bed, well that’s just utter madness. Who ever goes under the bed?”
Partner Emma Bradford said: “I know Stephen is shit at housework. He’s absolutely powerless when it comes to working the washing machine too.
“I still haven’t had the heart to tell him he hadn’t even plugged the hoover in.”