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Middle-class couple describe £900 weekend away as 'little break'

A COUPLE who spent close to a thousand pounds on three days in Vienna have called what to others would be a major financial event a mere ‘trippette’. 

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Five levels of denial of the adult male still in a band

ARE you getting older and are in a band that appears, to other people, to be going nowhere fast? Here’s how to justify it to yourself and your weary partner and friends.

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