Mum managing to 'have it all' by doing half-arsed job of both parenting and work

A MOTHER has found that the key to ‘having it all’ is putting minimal effort into every area of her life.

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Yep, it’s racism all the way until 2025. By Rishi Sunak

BRITAIN’S most unpleasant voters love a bit of racism. As such it’s an electoral strategy I can really get behind, and so should you, because it’s all we’ve got.

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