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Quiet quitting, and six other new things people have always done

DOING the bare minimum at work is now called ‘quiet quitting’ instead of what it used to be called, which was ‘work’. People in their 20s also believed they invented these: 

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Divorced woman has first healing bout of masturbation

A RECENTLY divorced woman said the road to recovery has begun with her first blissful and freeing wank as a single woman. 

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