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Six places you can demand to take your f**king dog now

THE UK is now pandering to dog-lovers to the extent there’s barely a place your nasty yapping mutt isn’t allowed. These locations are pathetically dog-friendly: 

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Single woman asks married friends to stop having fun as that's her thing

A SINGLE woman has requested her married and attached friends cease going out having fun as it is ruining the key benefit of being single. 

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