A WOMAN who visits with no prior warning is a pain in the arse, her friends have confirmed.
Emma Bradford regularly visits without even sending a text, throwing people into a panic if they are doing things like slobbing out watching Eastenders in their pants.
Friend Nikki Hollis said: “Emma ‘popped round’ yesterday, leaving me wondering who the fuck it was at the door while I frantically tried to change into my jeans from my manky dressing gown.
“Still, it wasn’t as bad as when she visited when I was splitting up with my boyfriend and we all had to drink tea cheerfully for an hour before getting back to being really upset.”
Fellow friend Tom Logan said: “You don’t come round unannounced just because someone once politely said ‘pop in if you’re in the area’. No one means that bollocks.
“It’s not that I don’t want to see Emma. I’d just prefer to know if I need to tidy up embarrassing stuff like loads of empty beer cans and my box set of The Flash.”
Bradford said: “I’m going to pop round to Kirsty’s at 9am tomorrow. She’ll like that after she’s been drinking heavily the night before and is probably still covered in kebab sauce.”
