How much pasta should you cook to make the sadness go away?

COOKING the right amount of pasta is notoriously difficult. Take our simple quiz to find out how much to cook to make the sadness go away.

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Child realises parents haven't got a f**king clue what they're doing

A CHILD who thought his parents were all-knowing, god-like beings has realised they are idiots.

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