Will you get laid before the election? A quiz

3rd April 2024

BRITAIN is due a general election this year and you’re overdue a bout of bedroom activity. But given widespread reluctance to call either, which will happen first?

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Gammon would still shag Team GB flag if it was up for it

2nd April 2024

A PATRIOT outraged by the Team GB flag would still give it one if it gave him the eye, he had admitted.