A WOMAN who ran herself a luxurious bubble bath to relax in got out after eight minutes because she was desperately bored.
Sophie Rodriquez, who thought she had been looking forward to a long soak in the tub all day, found that lying still in rapidly cooling water was actually really f**king dull.
She said: “The trouble is, once you’ve got over the initial brief pleasure of sinking into the hot scented bubbles, there’s not much to do.
“I read the backs of three shampoo bottles and a conditioner but quite frankly they are all much the same. Then I tried forcing a fart out to create a fun jacuzzi effect but only managed two very small ones.
“At this stage I was pretty much done, but I’d used a shitload of hot water so I felt I should stay in a bit longer. Even though the water was now tepid and visibly covered in dead skin cells that had sloughed off and were floating around.
“So I cut my losses, got out and watched put the news on instead. It was much more pleasant and relaxing.”