A WOMAN who considers horoscopes a load of horseshit believes her entire personality is down to her wizarding house from Hogwarts.
Lucy Parry is cynical about star signs, tarot readings and Buzzfeed personality quizzes, but has planned much of her life around the idea that she is a badger who isn’t evil, clever or brave.
She said: “I’ve been told all my life that as a Scorpio I’m compatible with fishes or some bollocks. It’s all made up. Hitler and Andy Murray are both Taurus. What does that mean? F**k all.
“Dividing people up into 12 different types based purely on when they were born? Jesus wept.
“However I’ve taken upwards of 15 Sorting Hat quizzes, including the official one on Pottermore, and I’ve been Hufflepuff every time. So that’s fact.
“Your Hogwarts house is decided on solid fact and objective assessment. 20 questions that provide you with an accurate and completely foolproof measure of all you are and all you’ll ever be. Prefer the sea to the woods? Sorry mate, you’re basically Voldemort.
“It’s as fixed as your height or blood type. I put it on my CV. Haven’t been asked about it at interview yet, but working with a load of up-themselves Gryffindors? No thank you.”
