Lifestyle

IF all the rumours you swallowed at school were true you'd have been living through the greatest soap opera ever. But they were all bollocks, like these.

A BEAUTIFUL 25-year-old without a hint of wrinkle or sag has decided that she will age gracefully, with no cosmetic intervention.

A WOMAN who recently became a grandmother for the first time has confirmed she wishes to eschew the usual ‘Gran’ or ‘Nan’ in favour of ‘Nanbot 3000’.

THE terrible scourge of gentrification has hit an area, making it a much more pleasant place to live.

YOU may be 22 and think you're the bee's knees, but are you able to look after yourself at a club? Your nan certainly doesn’t think so. Here are her tips.

A PSYCHIC has bemoaned her lack of accuracy when connecting believers with the spirits of their loved ones.

PEOPLE wax lyrical about the wisdom they’d impart to their younger selves, but to be honest you just needed some easy-to-follow tips for being less of a bellend. Like these.

COFFEE drinkers make an almighty drama about what is ultimately just a cup of hot liquid. Here’s why tea drinkers are better human beings.

HALLOWEEN party? Intended to buy a costume but didn’t? They’re lining up to judge you, but with imagination and a refuse sack you can style it out.

HALLOWEEN is about dressing up, having fun and deeming the costumes of others offensive and demanding their cancellation.