EXECUTIVES at Yahoo! have revealed a strong affinity with Poland in September 1939.
With the Daily Mail poised menacingly on its border, the internet company said it felt ‘rather helpless’ and hoped the Panzer tanks were metaphorical.
A spokesman said: “The Mail probably does have real Panzers, but we assume they don’t use them in takeover negotiations.
“They’ll just be just sitting in a garage in Kensington in case cannabis is legalised or Jeremy Corbyn wins a general election.”
A Daily Mail spokesman said: “Yahoo’s news platforms will give us greater internet ‘living space’ for stories about blond-haired, blue-eyed celebrities.
“We have no plans for further expansion, apart from some bits of Facebook that are ethnically Daily Mail.”