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Cowardly boyfriend proposes via text

A PATHETIC, spineless man has popped the question to his long-term girlfriend via text.

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We might have needed some serious societal self-examination if this wasn't the BBC's and the left's fault

BRITAIN has breathed a sigh of relief that the crimes of Russell Brand were not the fault of his industry or his audience or the patriarchy but the BBC.

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