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Finger sucking, and other unpleasant experiences men think are turning you on

DOES your inept partner keep trying to arouse you with random foreplay techniques he’s convinced himself are incredibly sexy? Beware of these.

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Gammon outraged that blue-haired leftie is wearing poppy

A RUDDY-FACED patriot is furious that one of his political enemies is commemorating Britain’s war dead in a way everyone is allowed to.

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