A WOMAN has dropped a quick joke about common pornographic tropes into conversation to see how her boyfriend reacts.
Eleanor Shaw, aged 26, quipped that she had been in the kitchen for ages because she got stuck in the washing machine with her butt in the air while studying boyfriend Oliver O’Connor’s face for a telltale flicker of recognition.
She said: “And this is only after he failed to flinch when I did jokes about sucking off the pizza boy and said ‘Bet you wish I was your stepsister.’
“We’re both from the porn generation, we both know names and stars and scenes and have particular clips burned into our memories. It’s time to get it out in the open and have a respectful, open conversation like the ones people have in Pornhub comments.”
O’Connor said: “I’ve checked my search history, it’s blank. Nobody’s accessed my password-protected private web server. Where is she getting this from?
“The shower broke and she said ‘Well, I guess that’s me being spitroasted by you and the landlord again’. There are insinuations about my and my step-mum, when she known Lynn and I have never got along. The other night she asked if I’d give her a job interview.
“It’s just really weird and frightening. I’m avoiding bed with her and staying up to watch porn. I only like the animated hentai stuff with futa goblins.”
