WOMEN are no longer allowed to have sex with men because the asymmetrical power dynamic is ‘just horrific’, according to Gen Z.
After outlawing age-gap relationships, the younger generation has concluded between the two genders are inherently imbalanced because men are on average taller, stronger, earn more and display unearned confidence when ordering in restaurants.
Hannah Tomlinson, aged 22, said: “If a 38-year-old dating a 24-year-old constitutes an oppressive hierarchy, then a 6ft man with a 5ft 4ins woman is basically feudalism.
“When one participant can reach the top shelf without assistance, can the other truly consent? No. So heterosexuality is hereby banned until we can achieve a level playing field.
“It’s about rooting out hidden coercion. If a man can carry both suitcases at the airport, that constitutes dangerous signalling of his superior physical mass. The lady cannot freely agree to intercourse in the face of such assertiveness.
“And any marriage where she’s expected to birth the children, despite her comparative physical frailty? Horrendously inequitable. We’re moving for this to become law and to make the UK a sex-free zone until we get all this sorted out.”
Joe Turner said: “I recently got dumped by a woman, which suggests it’s less unequal than these theories suggest. But as I’m not getting any I’m all for it.”
