How soon can I realistically go for doggy with my new girlfriend? A quiz for blokes

JUST embarked on a new relationship? Wondering whether you can justifiably suggest doing it doggy-style already? Take this test.

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Dear Donald: A letter from Natalie Harp that was hard to write

SOMETHING has changed between us and I think we’ve both sensed it. I’m not sure what exactly, but I think it’s to do with that awful Tuesday night.

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