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How to pull a female police officer at 2am, by a pissed chancer

MEETING the police is usually to be avoided, but men often feel differently when the club shuts and they’re female. Here are some ways to impress while shitfaced.

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'Not the World Cup though is it?' Kane told

FOOTBALL fans have congratulated Harry Kane on his Ballon d’Or win while reminding him it is a very poor substitute for the World Cup.

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